In Biochem
Dr. Graves: If we replace [ES] with [Et], not to be confused with the movie, we get this very messy looking equation.
In Sensation and Perception
Dr. Kirwan: Doesn't anyone want to know how I know Monday is the 11th?
Student #1: The test.
Student #2: It's your birthday.
Dr Kirwan: No, my birthday is in October. It would be cool to have a March Birthday, though. Then you would have something to look forward to in March besides St. Patrick's Day.
Student #3: Easter is in March this year
Student #1: How do they decide when Easter is?
Dr Kirwan: The moon.
Student #4: So there's no Easter committee?
Student #3: No rabbits get together to decide?
Student #5: Anyway...
Dr Kirwan: What did we talk about last time? Oh yeah, attention.
Next Class, Same Teacher
Dr. Kirwan: What did we talk about last time?
Student: Memory deficits
Shay Jo
Stop trying to tempt me you servant of Satan!
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