Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Extraterrestrials, Easter, and the Devil

In Biochem

Dr. Graves:  If we replace [ES] with [Et], not to be confused with the movie, we get this very messy looking equation.

In Sensation and Perception

Dr. Kirwan: Doesn't anyone want to know how I know Monday is the 11th?
Student #1: The test.
Student #2:  It's your birthday.
Dr Kirwan:  No, my birthday is in October.  It would be cool to have a March Birthday, though.  Then you would have something to look forward to in March besides St. Patrick's Day.  
Student #3: Easter is in March this year
Student #1:  How do they decide when Easter is?
Dr Kirwan:  The moon.
Student #4:  So there's no Easter committee?
Student #3:  No rabbits get together to decide?
Student #5:  Anyway...
Dr Kirwan:  What did we talk about last time?  Oh yeah, attention.

Next Class, Same Teacher

Dr. Kirwan:  What did we talk about last time?
Student:  Memory deficits

Shay Jo

Stop trying to tempt me you servant of Satan!

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