Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Other Gems from today

At my institute class, we were talking about the "Mormon glow".  The teacher told this story.  She was outside a restaurant looking at the menu in the window.  As she walked to the light, a man came out and stopped her.  He said, "There's something about you.  I don't know what it is, but you're kind of sparkly."  I leaned over to the person sitting next to me and whispered, "Vampire.  Yes!"

I was at the grocery store, in the produce section.
Guy: I don't eat bananas anymore.
Girl: Why?
Guy: They're one of the worst foods you can eat.
Girl:  Where'd you hear that?
Guy (somewhat sheepishly): I read it on the internet.

1 comment:

  1. Yes, I am a Mormon. Go to mormon.org to learn more. :)

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