What do priests do for fun?

Talking about decision making in Cognition this morning...

Professor: Chris is 6'7", 300 pounds, has 12 tattoos, was a champion pro wrestler, owns a pitbull, and has been arrested for beating a man with a chain.  Is Chris more likely to be a motorcycle gang member or a priest?
Students: Gang member
Professor: Why do you think that?
Student 1: Most priests don't get arrested for beating people with chains.
Student 2: It's one of his preistly duties.
Student 3: Beat those sins away!